Sunlighten Saunas VS JNH Saunas
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Sunlight and saunas will never be as good as J&H saunas.
This is pretty funny.
I’m not sure where these people are getting their information from, or what saunas they’ve ever been in their life, or if this is just another stupid review site that doesn’t actually test things or step foot in things, or if it’s just one of the keyboard jockeys that likes to make sauna review videos about competing sauna brands that are not the ones that they sell, or whatever, and they just make shit up and sit there on their computer in their mom’s basement and talk about all the features of a sauna that they don’t like, because it’s not the one that they sell.
However, they’re just sitting there on their fucking computer and never actually step foot in any of these saunas.
They just make things up, like, “Oh, look at the toxic, you know, I don’t even know, bamboo fabric that they put over the heaters.
Look at, you know, the wood slats, or look at this, look at that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”
I could sit at the computer and tell you my opinion on stuff all day long, too, but that would be pretty unethical and very just disingenuous, because I’m not actually using any saunas.
And if you can look after people’s– if you can look at everyone’s infrared sauna reviews or their opinions on stuff, and all you see is video after video or blog post after blog post or copy and paste information one right after the other of their opinion on stuff, and all it is is them pulling up the website pictures of a product and telling you why it sucks, instead of actually putting their money where their mouth is and buying the things or going to use them somewhere and actually putting them through their paces on live video or with pictures or something so people know that they’re not completely full of shit, because this is what’s out there.
This is what people are basing their $5,000 purchase decisions on.
Saunas aren’t the cheapest thing on the planet.
Not as expensive as a car, but it’s not like a $200-$300 item either, unless you buy some piece of shit on Amazon that has, you know, 150 mGa magnetic fields in it.
That’s a different story.
But, so anyway, I guess this is more of a rant, but this just came up and somebody sent it to me.
I’m not going to explain the details because obviously I’m going to leave this person anonymous, and it’s just not important, but the context of this is really important.
Sunlight and saunas will never be as good as J&H saunas.
Well, this person, or people, or let’s just say this idea is about the most ridiculous thing that I’ve ever heard in my life.
And I don’t promote sunlight and saunas, really.
I don’t sell sunlight and saunas.
I don’t really do anything for sunlight and saunas.
Like, it doesn’t matter which way to Sunday, you know, sunlight and saunas comes across.
But what does matter is the way that you guys are being misled.
Because I was like you, and I didn’t have EMF meters, I didn’t have money to buy a bunch of saunas, or I didn’t have the time or the experience to know how to evaluate them, you know, two years ago or something like that.
And especially if you’re vulnerable because you, or I should say I, I’ll speak from experience or my perspective.
I don’t want to put any of my ideals or ideas off onto anyone.
But when I was struggling a lot at my worst, it’s very difficult to do, you know, research on how to help yourself.
And it’s a very vulnerable position to be in.
And when you get this idea that, you know, a sauna may help you or can’t help you, which they do, they absolutely do.
But you want to make sure you get a quality sauna because there’s a huge difference in the outcome.
If you have a cheap bullshit sauna versus a really good sauna, there’s a much difference, there’s a huge difference in how much you sweat, how much toxins you’ll be able to purge within a certain time frame.
I mean, you don’t want to be waiting two hours.
You don’t want to be preheating a sauna for an hour and then sitting in it for another hour just to get it hot enough to make you sweating.
I mean, you’re using that fucker for like two or three years and you’re barely going to detox anything.
It just doesn’t have the power, especially the saunas that are, you know, have the small little heaters that are all spaced out and it’s very spotty, almost like a ceramic sauna layout, but they’re carbon.
So anyway, let’s just cut right to the chase.
The person or people or whoever came up with this idea that sunlight and saunas will never be as good as J&H saunas because they’re too expensive or this, that, and the other has clearly never stepped foot in both of them because I have personally been in both of them and there is a ginormous difference between a J&H sauna and a sunlight and sauna.
A J&H sauna is built like a complete pile of shit.
The one that I bought and sent back from Amazon, the one that they lied to me about and said that it was a no EMF sauna, there’s no such thing as a fucking no EMF sauna.
If it plugs into a wall, it has some level of EMF.
So this false advertising that Amazon still allows to this day in this bullshit sauna is nothing but a pile of expensive firewood.
It’s got heaters in it that are spaced out to where the infrared coverage is inadequate.
The power supply is underpowered.
The fucking thing takes 45 minutes just to heat up to like 130.
And you have to put, I had to put heat lamp bulbs facing the damn thing for me to get hot enough to get a good sweat in there.
The worst part about it is it’s just cheap.
You know, the paneling, you can push on it and it’s like cardboard.
It’s like this thin, you know, you go to Home Depot and you want to make like a tracer board or something and you get this thin little eighth inch board.
That’s what the walls feel like, man.
I mean, I could literally just put my elbow through one of them and it would just crack and break.
Not to mention the deceptiveness about the EMFs.
They’re not mitigating stuff.
They call them no EMF or zero EMF saunas, which is a complete lie.
And people think it’s a good value because it’s like $1,000 for a one person or $2,500 for a two or three person like the one I bought.
But once you see the build quality and once you get it and see that it’s covered in sawdust, and then once you take one of the wall panels and start to turn it as you’re carrying it inside and you hear all of this shit inside the sauna go “khhhhh”.
You can hear the sawdust and like it feels like, um, it’s…
You know when you get a cheap piece of IKEA furniture and it has this perforated cardboard stuff in it, uh, like if you were to cut one away and look in there?
That’s what’s in the walls, and that’s what you can hear falling through because the cutouts that they made for all the stuff, they didn’t actually vacuum it out or they didn’t take those pieces out.
All that shit is in the walls.
And when you carry it in the house, it dumps sawdust everywhere.
The fucking heaters are covered in shit.
Like, this is the worst sauna, not the worst sauna EMF wise, but the worst build quality sauna I have ever seen in my entire life.
Cheapest speakers you could ever imagine.
This little hinge thing that has a light on it that you don’t know what it is.
The fucking thing will just break off.
Control, you know, like, just not good.
The only thing that I like about the J&H sauna is the design.
The one that I had had really cool windows in it, and it had, like, these angled things on the side, so it felt very open, which was really cool.
However, maybe that contributed to why I didn’t really sweat in there and why the performance of that sauna sucked.
You know, the heater layout probably didn’t give the best infrared coverage on its own, and then combine that with so much glass and these paper-thin walls, probably not the best.
So there were a couple things that I did like about the sauna.
I liked the price.
I liked the design.
Not the build quality, but the design of the sauna.
And I liked–what else?
It was a lower EMF sauna.
Now, I don’t want to say that the J&H Lifestyles was like the dynamic one that I bought from Costco, and they said it was low EMF and then it had sky-high, you know, 100 mGa magnetic fields.
It wasn’t like that, but it’s still false advertising when they say “zero EMF sauna” or “no EMF sauna,” and then you get it in certain spots.
It’s got 12, 15 mGa magnetic fields.
Well, that’s not zero.
That’s not low.
I mean, where you sit in the bench, it was lower than most, which was great.
So that would have contributed to a huge selling point to me if it had worked well.
But the whole point of a sauna is to get you sweating as much as you can so you can detox stuff.
So if it’s not going to do that, you know, it’s just a cascade of all these other selling points, or lack thereof, just kind of come crumbling down, and you’re like, “What the fuck am I doing with this piece of shit?
Like, let’s pack this thing up and get it out of here and do a chargeback because these people suck.”
So the final–actually, to save a lot of people a lot of hassle, part of buying the J&H Lifestyles sauna, even though it turned out bad, was my fault.
I should have known.
When I looked at the Amazon listing, and there was nothing but 3D AutoCAD drawings of the pictures of the sauna, and they’re not actually real pictures of the sauna, because then you’d be able to see.
You’d be able to see the wood shavings between the millwork.
You’d be able to see everything.
You’d be able to see how much it sucks.
They don’t put any real pictures up there.
They’re all 3D models of the sauna.
And so that should have been a red flag to me.
I should have checked customer photos or tried to see for a video or, you know, something where I could really zoom in and check on the quality.
And so, you know, the idea that Sunlighten saunas will never be as good as a J&H sauna is the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
Anyway, let’s move to the Sunlighten.
Now, Sunlighten sauna is one of the best build qualities, as far as the cabinet and the woodwork is concerned, that I’ve ever been in.
Borderline, like, full-blown commercial sauna, if you want to have it in a retail application and have it beat on for days, awesome.
No comparison whatsoever in build quality to a J&H lifestyle.
Heats up faster, nicer to use, just all the way around, better heater coverage.
I don’t have one, and I don’t promote them because the EMF levels in them are a little higher than I would like.
But when it comes to build quality, there’s no comparison between a J&H and a Sunlighten.
Sunlighten will win every single time.
It doesn’t matter if you’re talking about the signature, the impulse, or whatever.
There’s a huge difference in quality between those.
And so, I mean, it’s just the old case of you get what you pay for.
But I just thought I would make an objective video without promoting anything.
There’s nothing for sale, just good information and the truth.
Like, people are lying about, you know, if you Google infrared sauna reviews, or if you search for the best far infrared saunas, or low EMF this, or whatever, low EMF infrared, far infrared saunas, you’ll find all these review sites where people rank these J&H lifestyles at the top.
And I think that’s where this comes from.
And the way that you know if these are just thrown together or if these people actually know what they’re talking about, because many–they’ll use clever wording like, you know, “Top rated saunas by Consumer Reports.”
Well, I have another video about that.
Consumer Reports doesn’t review saunas at all.
If you do a search on the real consumer reports.org, it returns zero results.
And so, you know, a lot of people are being misled by this stuff.
And they think that, “Oh, these–you know, all these websites rank the J&H at the top.
It must be good.”
But they don’t understand that these are just advertising sites.
And the way that you know is that if you don’t see an actual live video and a person’s own pictures, not just stock photos of the brand of sauna or whatever, if you don’t see a live video of them using it, they’ve never been in it.
They don’t test it.
They don’t own it.
They don’t review saunas for real or anything like that.
They’re just advertisements.
They just, you know, throw up ratings and stuff like that and promote this, that, and the other.
And then those companies can actually pay them if they want to, to artificially inflate those recommendations or there’s all kinds of other things at play there.
We won’t get into the details.
But the other thing is the keyboard warriors, like I talked about in the beginning, if you see people making YouTube videos that aren’t them actually using saunas and they have EMF meters or they have the sauna themselves to really use it for a few weeks to give you their real-world review, and they’re just making reviews based on pulling up the pictures from the company website, I mean, come on guys, are you really going to base a $5,000 purchase decision or even a $1,500 or $3,000 or $4,000 purchase decision from some guy sitting in front of his fucking computer making videos with pictures on the screen telling you why something is good or bad?
Not me.